She Believed She Could, So She Did.

I guess this is my outlet. This is where I vent, complain, laugh, have fun and basically put myself out there for you all to see. I hope you enjoy my blog of craziness :) p.s. I follow back <3



Skinny girls are praised literally everywhere
I don’t give a FUCK if ONE song says “Fuck those skinny bitches”

Damn this is true too

(via earthtoashes)



it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob

Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

(via koalafyed)


My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

(via callmefrankyo)


It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be you. You are it for me. You are the one. You are the only one.

(via illmakeyourmessamasterpiece)

Signs at a party 🎉

Leo:the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"
Virgo:has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.
Aries:first to get drunk, first to break something
Capricorn:the designated driver - much to their dismay
Gemini:gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business
Pisces:smoking a joint in the corner of the room
Sagittarius:"do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint
Scorpio:first to get laid
Cancer:holds back Aries' hair as they vomit
Aquarius:"anyway, here's wonderwall..."
Taurus:drunkenly hooking up with libra
Libra:does not remember this night happening
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